Monday, June 21, 2010

Conversations in My Neighborhood #2

(Walking my dog down a side street when man approaches from alley.)

Man: Hey

Me: Hi, how are you?

Man: What's your dog's name? What do you call your dog?

Me: Suki

Man: Stupid? You named your dogs Stupid?

Me: Suuuu-kkkeeeeeee

Man: Stuki? I have a cat. I named it Mr. T. Why don't you like cats?

Me: I like them fine. I just like dogs better.

Man: Yeah, like if someone comes up in your house and your dog's like, "ruff, ruff, ruff! bow wow!!!!"

Me: Okay, I'm going this way..... (point in opposite direction)

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